is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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