the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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