On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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