____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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