Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Blood and glitter go together right?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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