so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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