Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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