if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
