wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm bleeding and have questions
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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