I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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