god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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