I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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