I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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