Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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