drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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