Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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