Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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