So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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