We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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