Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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