She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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