On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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