she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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