I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
