"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she told me i tasted like america
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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