I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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