Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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