If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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