White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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