"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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