i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm jealous of your bromance
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
My vagina just clenched in fear
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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