It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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