After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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