she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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