Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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