hotel room ftw
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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