just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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