The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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