Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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