Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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