I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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