so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I think my moral compass just broke
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