You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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