I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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