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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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