There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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