Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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