did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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