So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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