are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I said "one day" and that day is not today
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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