How'd it feel making her break her religion?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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