We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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