Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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