FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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