hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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