she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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